zeus: hey i just met you
zeus: and this is crazy
zeus: but i just turned into an animal and fucked you with genitalia that are not meant for penetrative sex with human beings and impregnated you with my demi-god child
zeus: so raise him maybe

“A girl will forget the guy that calls her at 12:01 on her birthday and remember the guy that forgot to call - Midnightview”
– (via ufocottoncandy)

(via strawberrystardust)